13 best headlines from Tyrone Tribulations
6th December 2013 | By: Coalisland Post | Comments Off on 13 best headlines from Tyrone TribulationsSince August 2012 online blog Tyrone Tribulations has been entertaining readers with fictional, knowing and off-the-wall stories “from the bushes”. Here’s a look at some of the best headlines from the website.
1. Archaeologists find roundabout In Coalisland
(via Tyrone Tribulations)
2. PSNI discover 24 old bottles of Sunny Delight. Derrytresk evacuated
3. Riot at Spud Convention in Cappagh. Priest sent for
4. Brocagh woman’s main form of exercise at gym is slagging other people
5. Brackaville’s pagans rejoice on the summer solstice. ‘Just like Christmas’
6. More dogs than people in Coalisland for first time. May stand for election
7. Brocagh man admits to having TV licence
8. Council to issue new wheelie bin specifically for ‘Joe Brolly-related materials’
9. 60% of Tyrone children suffering from recurring ‘Brollymares’
(via Tyrone Tribulations)
10. Coalisland priest wrongly given red card for drunkenness. Had turned-in eyes
11. Poetry in critical state in Tyrone. Valentine competition ‘cat’
12. Stewartstown labourer sacked for having fancy sandwiches
13. Brocagh woman panics after not receiving a text for whole day
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